--DON, TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!--

Why, it's an all-expenses paid, minimum one-year stay in bea-uuuutiful Mie, Japan! This cozy seaside prefecture is nestled away in the southern region of Honshu, Japan's main island! You will find yourself within easy reach of many of Japan's biggest cities, including Kyoto, Osaka, and Nagoya, yet far enough away from the hustle and bustle to retreat into a gentle world of sandy beaches, lush mountains, and all the fresh seafood you can handle!

And that's not all! Not only is Mie home to Ise Shrine, which is perhaps the single most important shrine in Shintoism, but it's also the birthplace of Japan's nearly-mythical Ninja tradition! Who could ask for more? So pack up your gear, Mr. Phoenix, and prepare to be spirited away to your new home away from home for the foreseeable future!