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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

-- I'M OUTTA HEEEAAAH!! --


In an effort to increase my e-visibility and establish a more concrete online-dentity (both words Copyright: me, btw), I'm moving up and out! I've got my very own website now, and my journey into adulthood has finally come to an end. If you've got a minute to spare, head on over to my new place and take a look around.

It's pretty bare-bones right now, but eventually I'll do a big redesign and add a bunch more content. I want to make space for all my past writing work (games, comics, etc.), as well as a big photo section for all the crazy stuff I've done and seen in glorious NIPPON. And I plan on posting a LOT more, all of it CRAZY WACKY to the X-TREEM and whatnot. So if you don't follow me over there, you're missing out! Jerk!

Okay, see ya there. PEACE!

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Thursday, October 08, 2009

--ADDENDUMDUM!--


I just noticed that my previous posted is dated from when I first started to write it, instead of when I posted it. So just for reference, it was posted on October 8, 2009 at about...oh, let's say 10:20PM JPN time.

And to add some value to this post, this is the sound you will hear as the robots burn your house and carry you off to the copper mines. The horror...the horror...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

--I THINK I'M TURNING--

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Good question, right? I've been a non-entity here for a while. Time to start back up!
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Note: the following was originally written over 2 months ago, just before leaving for Japan

The current time is 12:20 PST and I'll be boarding my flight for Japan in about 30 minutes. I'm sitting here in the SKY LOUNGE, feeling very pampered, sipping on a grape juice, and thanking all gods real or imagined that the hardest part of my move is over. I don't have a lot of time right now, but I just wanted to put something down before the craziness begins.

We had an orientation seminar last night going over cultural things, phrases, basic stuff like that. It was mostly stuff I knew already, but one thing the lecturer said made a lot of sense to me, and it's something anyone going to Japan, or any other country, for an extended period of time should try really hard to keep in mind. Paraphrased, she said that an object has no meaning without context. If you look at something by itself without considering the culture it comes from or the history behind it, you can't determine its meaning (other than whatever meaning you want to ascribe to it yourself). This is especially true in Japan, where they love to incorporate bits and pieces of other cultures, twist them around all crazy like, and stitch them back into their own cultural fabric. A lot of times, it results in something really cool or at least mostly harmless. But sometimes they'll take a piece of something that has a lot of meaning to someone and warp it, or assign a new meaning to it and lose the original intent altogether.

One good example of this is their representation of black people in various media. It's not uncommon to see things in modern Japanese culture that you would never see in the US after, say, 1960 (blackface, ultra red lips with ultra white teeth, impossible afros, huge noses, etc.) And it's very easy to look at that and call them all racist and write them off as ignorant savages. And in a way, they ARE ignorant. Because their culture simply doesn't have the historical context that ours does. They didn't have slavery, and most people in Japan has never even met a black person, let alone carried on an extended conversation with them.

So their own perception of black people is shaped by their cultural history, not ours. And I think it's important not to assign our own perceptions to a society that simply hasn't gone through what we have. That doesn't make it okay, of course, and it's our responsibility to teach them as much as possible about these things that maybe they don't have any experience with.
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Okay, so that's what I wrote over 2 months ago, before touching down here in Ya-pan. And I can honestly say that even in the short amount of time I've been here, this little nugget has been invaluable. While the people here are people just like anywhere else, culturally speaking it is, quite literally, a world away from what I'm used to. And Pulp Fiction was right - it is the little differences that you notice. Food is the most obvious - the things they eat or don't eat, and the foods that are similar but not quite the same (eggs and corn on pizza?) - but it doesn't stop there. And after a while, you find yourself thinking "My god, what's wrong with these people? Their ATMs close? They don't accept credit cards?!"

But man, it's just the culture, and for each thing that seems ridiculous or insane, you can usually find something that's just plain awesome and you wish your home country had or did. And the more time I spend here, the more tools I gain to look at my own culture in a new light/context and understand it just a little bit better. But you have to have the right frame of mind and be willing to work with the differences/difficulties. It's very easy to just shut down and resist those issues, and try to force their round-peg culture into your square-hole mentality, but it seems much more rewarding to just go with the flow, embrace the good, accept the bad, and learn from the whole thing.

I don't think I could live in Japan indefinitely, I'm just too set in my ways. But the chance to gain some perspective and try to understand how people outside my very narrow slice of reality live has been immeasurably educational even in the short time I've been here, and I don't see my education stopping anytime soon. Okay, there's my insanely long post to make up for the gap! I'll be trying to update this more regularly (and in more digestible form) with some of the random funny stuff I've run into here. Peace!

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Monday, June 01, 2009

--DON, TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!--


Why, it's an all-expenses paid, minimum one-year stay in bea-uuuutiful Mie, Japan! This cozy seaside prefecture is nestled away in the southern region of Honshu, Japan's main island! You will find yourself within easy reach of many of Japan's biggest cities, including Kyoto, Osaka, and Nagoya, yet far enough away from the hustle and bustle to retreat into a gentle world of sandy beaches, lush mountains, and all the fresh seafood you can handle!

And that's not all! Not only is Mie home to Ise Shrine, which is perhaps the single most important shrine in Shintoism, but it's also the birthplace of Japan's nearly-mythical Ninja tradition! Who could ask for more? So pack up your gear, Mr. Phoenix, and prepare to be spirited away to your new home away from home for the foreseeable future!

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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

--THE SIMPSONS ARE GOING TO JAPAN!--


Okay, maybe not the Simpsons. Maybe just me. Actually, it is just me. Because I was selected by the good folks at JET International, Inc. Co.; Ltd. to teach my very special brand of English in Japan starting this August!

I just got my results earlier this afternoon, and while my gruff, grizzled exterior showed nary a crack or crevice of joy, my soft gooey innards were abuzz with elation. I had convinced myself I would be rejected, just because that made things easier, but I'm very glad it turned out like this. I don't know where exactly in Japan I'll be placed (that comes in probably 1.5 months), but at this point I don't really care. As long as it's not in a volcano, I'm golden. And even then, I'll probably just buy one of those tinfoil suits with the garbage can helmet.

So the blog continues for yet a while longer! I know a good number of people who got alternated (which means they'll be called up if other "shortlisters" decide not to go, or freak out and jump off Mt. Fuji once they get there), and a fair number who were outright rejected. And I'm genuinely sorry I won't get a chance to meet these people at orientation, but I really hope they find a way to get over there anyway. You can do it! Ganbare, mofos!

Anyway, a quick thanks to everyone who encouraged me/supported me/stroked my king-size ego during the app/interview process. Should be a lot of fun from here on out! I'll be back when I find out where in Japanland they'll be sending me. Stay classy, the Internet!

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Saturday, February 28, 2009

--THE ORIGIN STORY--


This isn't exactly an "origin story", but that's a pretty catchy title, right? So today I'm gonna post up the Statement of Purpose (SoP) I wrote for the JET application, and I'll talk a little about the application itself too. For those who are unfamiliar, the SoP is a 2-page max essay, double spaced, in which you do your damndest to sell yourself to the people at JET.

The three questions you have to answer are basically, "Why did you choose JET, what can you offer us, and what do you hope to get out of the program?". It's pretty much a perfect setup for your standard opening-body-closing style essay, and it's a pretty important part of the application so putting a little effort into it isn't a terrible idea. You'll find that most people spend quite a few hours on it, revising it over and over, letting others read it, revising it again, etc. For my part, I did one rough draft, let it sit for a week and a half, reread and rewrote it once, and that was it. I probably spent a total of 2-3 hours max on it, but not everyone can do that and still end up with something they're happy with.

Just for context, on my application I didn't fill in any teaching or international experience whatsoever, because I don't have any. I'm an English major with a minor in Japanese, I've been out of school for 3 years, I didn't get stellar grades in college, and my actual college isn't all that prestigious. And despite all that, I was still able to get an interview. I do work for a company chock full of Japanese folks, but I can't imagine that had a huge impact on my application. So if anyone reads this and they don't have a ton of pertinent experience, don't lose hope! If you can put together a good SoP and get some good references, you've still got a good chance of getting through to the next round.

Okay! For those of you still suffering through this post, here comes my SoP in full! This had a huge hand in getting me my interview, so I had to have done something right. Enjoy!


"My first conscious exposure to Japanese culture was during my first year of college, when I discovered the works of filmmaker Akira Kurosawa. I was mesmerized by his presentation of Japanese landscapes and people and his insights into the mentality of his country. This triggered my love for ancient and modern Japanese culture, and rather than acting as a substitute for my own culture, it has become a supplement and counterpoint to my experiences in the United States. I find an earnest pleasure in studying language and helping others understand and love words the way that I do, and I believe the JET Program would provide me the opportunity to share my passion and knowledge with others, which will hopefully in turn help those around me cultivate that kind of interest and passion for another culture.

During college, I took naturally to material, especially in those classes focused on linguistics and language structure, and often found myself explaining difficult concepts to classmates when other explanations may have gone over their heads. In my Japanese program, I spent weekends interacting with exchange students, helping edit schoolwork, and simply trading cultural experiences. I especially enjoyed working with Japanese foreign speakers, watching the way their faces would light up when they finally grasped a difficult word or concept. This combined with my natural love of the Japanese culture is what drove my interest in JET.

And as much as I learned during college, my most valuable experiences have come since leaving school. Within a month of finishing my final class, a friend and I had moved from our small town of Hastings, Michigan (pop. 7,500) to Orange County, California (pop. 3 million). Neither of us had any relatives in the area, no business contacts, and no jobs lined up. But we were excited to try something new and threw ourselves into it head-first, just like I would if selected to participate in JET. I soon landed a job with a small Japanese video game localization company, where I spent every day editing translated text and interacting with native Japanese speakers. Not only am I well versed in taking written text from another language and transforming it to become culturally relevant to other Americans, but I also spend every day instructing and conversing with Japanese speakers on the ins and outs of the English language and culture, both in a formal and casual capacity. Beyond this, my extensive experience directing voice actors has given me an intimate understanding of the nature of spoken language, including intonation, speech patterns, regional differences, and so on.

I was also lucky enough to be asked to travel to Japan for a week and be part of a group representing my company to affiliates in Tokyo. Although my time there was short, it cemented my devotion to creating a bridge between the two varied cultures. It also showed me that even if you are not fluent in the native language (as I am not, since our office is officially English-speaking), you still have ample opportunity to communicate, to teach, and to learn from those around you, no matter where you find yourself.

My understanding of JET is that it is more than just another language tool for Japanese schools – rather, it gives students and teachers alike the chance to experience an entire culture, be it through language, literature, history, music, movies, or whatever else one might want to know about a foreign land. My goal is to bring that culture to students in as many ways as possible and in a way that encourages students to become involved and keep asking questions. And I hope that they will do the same for me, and give me a deeper look into their lives and way of thinking, which I can take with me and draw from no matter what I choose to do once I move on from JET.

Given my intense interest in teaching and in Japan as a contrasting culture, my past experience working daily with Japanese speakers and the English language, and my desire to inspire curiosity in and appreciation for foreign language and culture in my students, I believe I offer a unique and valuable skillset to the JET program."


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Friday, February 20, 2009

--HE SHOOTS, HE...!--


Won't know if he scored until the end of April!

So I had my JET interview today up in Little Tokyo. All in all, not a bad day. Traffic going up was nice, coming back was slow but not terrible. Here's a summary I wrote up while I could still remember. Beware: it is quite long and probably not all that interesting. But maybe anyone else interviewing in LA next week will find something useful in here.

First of all, if you're coming from the east side of LA, around the 101, DON'T take 1st street. The bridge was closed when I got there and I had to skip down to 4th street and come back up.

Anyway, I got there on time and the former JETs there were really friendly and easy-going, so everything was fine. No JET video playing, by the way. The interesting thing about my panel was that, unless I'm mistaken, there was no former JET in the room. They were all Japanese, two middle-aged women and one younger (early 30s?) man. The man and one woman had slight accents, and the third woman was a USC professor. I freely admit that I might be wrong, as my mind was busy gearing up for interview mode.

So my panel was really friendly and there was no sort of good-cop/stone-face/see-if-he-cracks attitude at all. They were sitting at one of those fold-out buffet-style tables, and i was maybe 3 feet away sitting in a tiny cushioned fold-out chair. Onto the questions, in no particular order!

-Tell us about yourself and how you became interested in Japan. (Basic life summary here, did okay as a history lesson but I could have sold my qualities harder).

-If you had to do a lesson about a holiday, and a lesson about an American historical event, what would it be? (I was SO glad when she said this instead of "please do a sample lesson". I picked Halloween, which I'm sure they'd heard plenty. For the history lesson, I told them I would teach about the civil rights movement because it shows the very best and worst of what can happen in a highly diverse society. I think they liked that answer a lot, and there was much note-taking.)

-It seems like you have a stable, fun job. Considering the economy, why would you choose to leave in order to join JET? (I expected this so I was prepared and gave a sappy-sweet (although totally true) answer about how pursuing my own happiness is more important than money, and how despite the economy it was the perfect time for me personally to try something new. Another good response from them.)

-You marked on your application that you would not prefer working with children. Why is that? (Part of the reason I'm doing this is because I'm thinking of becoming a high school teacher here in America, so Japanese high schoolers would be a better test. I do enjoy kids, I just didn't want them to think that was my first preference.)

-You studied some Japanese in college. Do you remember any of it? Could you do a short self-introduction in Japanese? (Thankfully they were sympathetic and seemed happy that I even had one prepared. I stumbled through it but in an entertaining way and got a couple chuckles from them. I did forget a verb and stupidly left off 'yoroshiku onegaishimasu' at the end though. D'oh!)

-What kind of after-school activities would you be interested in running or participating in? (I mentioned obvious stuff like English Club, and also I'd enjoy doing something with American films or something. I was vague but oh well. Also mentioned the standard kendo-taiko-archery stuff.)

-Looking at your application, your placement preferences are all fairly urban (Numazu in Shizuoka, Osaka prefecture, Saitama prefecture). Do you have any good reasons for choosing these locations? Note: This was one of only a couple questions the male interviewer asked, and when he said it he had this sly smile on his face that basically said "Come on, we know what you're trying to pull. But go ahead and feed us the BS". (I explained sister city stuff, and how I'm really interested in non-standard regional dialects and would love to live in the Kansai area to learn more about the dialect. Nothing super impressive, but it was something.)

-Do you have any teaching experience? (Part 1 of the Two Questions of Death. In fact, I have NO formal teaching experience, nothing even close. The best I could do was talk about how it was common for me to tutor friends in college, and also help teach my younger cousins various things. Extremely weak answer though, and if I don't get in I blame this and the next question.)

-What experience do you have traveling abroad? (Part 2 of the Two Questions of Death. Aside from a week in Tokyo on business, NO experience abroad. I tried to make up for it by explaining how much traveling I've done within the states, from the sprawling LA metropolis to the internet-less backwoods of Arkansas. Another very weak answer, however.)

-While visiting Tokyo, were you shocked or surprised by anything? (I honestly wasn't really, because I don't shock easily, so I told them that. The only thing I could come up with is that stuff in Japan is very...small. Weak answer, but one lady laughed and said "yeah, very true". So better than nothing!)

-Do you have any health problems/allergies? Are you single? Do you have a criminal record? (These all came from the man, who spent most of the interview thumbing through my application. No idea why he wanted to confirm them with me out loud. Stupidly, I mentioned my childhood asthma and how sometimes in really cold weather my breathing can be affected.)

-What can you tell us about the purpose of the JET program? (Standard answer about grassroots, local-level internationalization here.)

-And what kind of cultural significance do you think you can bring to the program? (I answered this one *okay*, but I left out a couple of major themes I'd meant to incorporate. I tried to play off of the fact that I come from a tiny town in Michigan but also made my way in the mammoth SoCal expanse. But I focused too much on what I've been through and not enough on why that makes me a "good candidate". Oh well.)

-Sometimes it’s common in Japanese culture for younger female staffers to pour tea, etc. for older staffers. If you saw this, how would you respond? (I honestly didn't understand this question, and my first thought was "I'm not a girl, why do I care?" So I explained that I've seen my (Japanese) coworkers do it for my boss, and it's part of the culture and doesn't really bother me. Hopefully that's what they wanted.)


So that's basically it. The interview lasted almost exactly 20 minutes, and they were backed up so that's the max any of them went I think. I didn't ask any questions since as far as I know none of them were JETs, and those were the only questions I'd prepared. Notably, they didn't ask for an actual lesson demonstration, no singing, no current events, no follow-up questions in Japanese, no "what one thing would you bring/represent America with", no "what would you do if students/teachers didn't respect you", no really difficult questions at all. Which is kind of bad in a way, cuz while I didn't blow any questions, I'm not sure I did enough to "wow" them and give them reason to rank me in the top 25% to get a placement.


But it's over now, and I don't have anything to worry about till April. If I don't get in, I'll definitely chalk it up to lack of teaching/international experience and try to get as much of that in before applying again next year.


Now that the interview is over, my next post is gonna have my Statement of Purpose and pertinent info from my application, so you guys can get an idea of what it took to actually get to the interview stage. Ta ta!

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